28. Writer. Security Guard. Californian. Metalhead. NSFW. Grouch. I don't have a coherent blog theme. Don't interact with me if you can't act like an adult. Bla
(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you three look quite lovely.