Trek Glowacki

@trek
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I helped start @workantile, couponed at @GrouponEng, usually doing some startup things. @emberjs core team emeritus. @paul_irish once called me a hero.
@anniegreens @mitten also reminds me this is where I first heard Esquivel!. Now it's totally the soundtrack for the evening.
@anniegreens @mitten the setup for that punchline is cinematic mastery.
@dave0 One set per night, obviously.
People real quick to declare a winner when really we should be pushing for interoperability between platforms and protocols. Single platform dominance is the wrong thing to wish for.

ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently

COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch

COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ

COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue

@pushcx so mad I couldn't make it this year!

@grillaum Non mais ce genre de plainte est récurrent depuis un moment.

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@typhon as-tu vu ce post ?
Deleted the contents of my Twitter account over the last few days. Thanks tweetdeleter.com, only ~$7 to nuke 20K posts!

Today is a good day to remember the time I told my Jewish grandmother, who had been an officer in the Red Army all through WWII, about the debate over punching Nazis.

"This is trick question," she said, narrowing her eyes. "When you are done punching, Nazi is still alive, yes?"