Not really a language you would write in but WebAssembly. I have this dream of a single WASM runtime environment across web, desktop, mobile with devs writing apps once, compiling them down to WASM, distributing them over the Internet, and users running them on any platform they like.

VSCode with Go extensions: removes unused variable on save “Fixed that compilation bug for ya.”

A training montage set to music? (I’m forcing myself to not Google this first)

Reminded me of this: youtu.be/PsWj_RKbkxU?t=275

SaaS vendor about to be DoS’d: “(chuckles) I’m in danger”

Sue Yoo, attorney at law

Not every Corner Bakery is, in fact, located at a corner

Aliens.

“Hi team, customers observing BigCannon is missing enemy about 90% of time since latest update. Red faction reported issue 4pm ET today and opposing Blue faction was able to re-pro. Can we get all hands on deck to deep dive and push a fix by midnight so both sides can start reliably shooting at each other again before tomorrow morning? Thanks”