I have an active email address that is over 30 years old 🤷🏻‍♂️

Assuming there’s nothing wrong with you, there must be something wrong with the universe

Wait, was this a candlepin 300??

Is that 4 years per count or what?

Wait, are you talking about socialism or communism?

IRC has been working for me for at least 25 years

It’s spelled “puck”