I met a girl last night and i think we're into each other. But i dont know how flirting works, so there's a 50/50 chance i'm just totally wrong
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groveling unrepentant swine. can be found chewing dirt under slick rocks. he/him
my new years resolution is to be more of a pothead and less of a drunk
2019 is the year i realized virtual rerality speedrunning was a thing
take me to an opulent garden party and put me down with ketamine
pissin & hockin loogies: the post-shower IMAX experience
if you dont have a preplanned suicide pact with your best friend that is codenamed and ready to activate at either party's discretion, what are you even doing
jus pissin
i got a bud vape for xmas and i just keep getting stupendously, disastrously stoned before i can realize whats even happening
Lynnesbian 
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