Nobody likes a Kelly-baked ham, not even Kelly.

#TwitterJail wasn't bad. Bestest time I ever had.

Elon just threw me in Twitter jail. 😂

Ron DeSantis is enough to not make me want to move to Florida.

Maybe I'll watch #BlackAdam again. Maybe I won't.

Scrolling through my timeline makes me feel like I need to take language courses.

What if Elon's here spying on us?

I like tools and car parts.

Hey Grays. If you want to experiment on me, just ask. I'm game.