this job site is going to be part of my origin story
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i don't think i'll be a superhero
so more tending toward, "supervillain?"
yeah, you know, the kid with massive childhood trauma, their whole family was murdered in front of them and so on?
yeah?
that wasn't me—no one would ever expect it
we don't have sufficient resources to support the world the in way it has been modeled for me
here are some variables you may not have been aware of and you're not here so i can solve the equation for you
it's cute that i was early to things today
it isn't cute—brass heads only do that when under extreme distress