the tidy up song will play on loop until morale improves

having a whisky. maybe two.

ed sheeran is my new alan de bottom

trying to remember how to program computers to do things

would pay good money to be a fly on the wall in the team meetings for Cummings’ Band of Very Intelligent Men

in a chippy in scotland, the phrase “do you want the cheeseburger in batter?” has just been uttered

love how the whole carriage unites against an attempted seat turfer

there was the time before someone explained to me that the tiger in the tiger who came to tea was actually the patriarchy, and the time after