bounty hunter, pen tester, pizza eater, music listener, planet hacker
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
bounty hunter, pen tester, pizza eater, music listener, planet hacker
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
My favorite tech thing is when I lose my phone and I'm no longer able to participate in society.
Want to park? Yeah you can only pay for that on the app.
Want to log in to anything? Sorry bud should've backed up your 2fa codes.
Play that movie you purchased? Sorry that can only be done from the APP.
Read a book you bought? Nope you need the app for that bud.
Opening anything in the year 2025:
Hello have you subscribed to our service powered by AI? Were you aware that our services that are here and you have used for decades are all AI? Make sure to turn off your AI powered toothbrush before bed and ensure your AI powered lights have been disconnected. We really don't know what that guy could do in there unattended. Make sure to message your friends from your AI powered mobile device that AI generates your messages so you don't even have to interact with any humans! You can AI generate an emoji to send to your AI generated friends. Once you've finished up there you can use our AI powered wireless NFT headphones and listen to our expansive AI generated music library. In fact just tell the AI what you want and you will get an AI powered masterpiece. Trust me you want to update to the latest software, it makes everything AI powered now! What kind of loser users boring efficient predictable software in the year 2025? Are you just a big dumb idiot? No no dude, the AI is not WRONG, you're just not PROMPTING right. The AI knows everything that's ever existed and you're really just not with the times. Did you know that for only $20 a month you can unlock even MORE intelligence? That's not dystopian sounding at all. Life changing shit here man. Instead of learning anything, the AI just thinks, eats, shits and breathes for me while I build my 10X NFT Game. Yeah you really need to learn how to be a good prompter if you want to survive in tech these days. Trust me bro, this will definetly only continue in a linear path upwards.
Hi all,
I wrote a quick extension for those of you who prefer your search engine results AI-less.
1. im not a programmer
2. 3am idea i just decided to do
Quality of life has improved dramatically in the minutes I've had this operational in my browser
I will fix it up later.
So if you prefer your life and your Google searches to be AI-less by default, try it out idk
Proof of life video attached.
Github: