Tobi

@tobigehrmann
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You only get one ticket, might as well enjoy the ride.

Diese Klo-Kamera kann echt alles:

Schickt sie Daten eurer Kacke zu einem zentralen Server? Ja!

Werden die Daten dort "entschlüsselt" (lol, waren nie verschlüsselt)? Auch ja!

Aber werden die Daten auch für deren "KI" zum Trainieren verwendet? Sowieso ja!

Bingo!

https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000299269/ende-zu-ende-verschluesselte-klokamera-ist-gar-nicht-ende-zu-ende-verschluesselt

#AIShit

"Ende-zu-Ende-verschlüsselte" Klokamera ist gar nicht "Ende-zu-Ende-verschlüsselt"

Der Hersteller warb für sein 600 Dollar teures Produkt mit großen Privacy-Versprechen. Wie sich nun herausstellt, geht das nur, weil man einfach Begriffe falsch verwendet

DER STANDARD

These are two of my favorite memes about companies putting AI into everything.

if you have any additional favorite ones you want to share, I wouldn't mind a few more to spice up one of my coming talks with....

“We've normalized software catastrophes to the point where a Calculator leaking 32GB of RAM barely makes the news. This isn't about AI. The quality crisis started years before ChatGPT existed. AI just weaponized existing incompetence.
[…]
We've created a perfect storm: tools that amplify incompetence, used by developers who can't evaluate the output, reviewed by managers who trust the machine more than their people.”
https://techtrenches.substack.com/p/the-great-software-quality-collapse
The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe

The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM.

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