The Loathsome Bum Eater 🍑 🍴

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It's me tobi! 

I'm in my late 30's and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code.

I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.

Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz.

⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met:

  • You're cool.
  • We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).
  • You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people.
  • Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

    gender/pronounsi'm agender; they/them pronouns preferred, but ultimately it's not relevant to my goal of eradicating the demon capitalism from the face of this earth
    buy me coffee?https://ko-fi.com/dumpsterqueer
    so happy with how my bod looks lately!
    Private indecency!!!
    i'm yet to see even a single case where adding some "ai" generated image alongside a piece of text or an article actually improves anything! most of the time it's distracting, sometimes it's hilarious, and 100% of the time it's unnecessary!
    this is how 99% of fedi microblogging software gets written (nsfw for titties)
    @Rainonrisa oh shit they look cool as heck, did you try them on??
    @JoieDeVivre gotta be the gayest bitch in the grocery store  
    @vultureculture nice look! cute! good!
    @InternetEh hehehehe :D
    @alison hell yeah nice honkers!!!