I hate how many shows have scenes and important plot points that are shown as a text message because I can almost never read them in time

I am full of hate and disappointment but in a charming way

I dress like an OG (ordinary guy)

If their elections tell the rest of the world anything it’s that #Americans really will eat anything, even themselves.

I’m so tired of hearing about the coming robot takeover and enslavement of the human race. I mean are they free next week? Can they start Monday?

I’m almost convinced that some people believe a tariff is just a literal type of curse you put on someone, like voodoo.

The technoarchs are about to sell us all down the river. Should be a fun next 2-4 years!

Just remembered that Mitt Romney used to have a secret Twitter account called “Pierre Delecto” and I find myself longing for the politics of yesteryear

That TV show Last Resort was so criminally underrated. Andre Braugher carried every single thing he was ever in. Also, submarines are objectively badass.

My dad went to Malaysia and all I got was this stupid…… covid 19 😭