Pro tip: Start with the softwoods. Hardwood ukeleles may look great but they easily splinter when chewed.

Pretty sure paper already was gluten free

I sure would hate to be the guy lining up behind the strongest guy in #rugby. I think he's called the sniffer back.

Erm, end of what Buddy?

They used to call me this in high school. I had a band and people used to call me up all the time and say "yeah, wow! Dig you guys. You know who I could get answers to the math 11 quiz from?"

I feel old

Foreshadowing stops lazy readers from putting your book down. It's lazy writing.
Alternately you could just write really good book.

And yet ukeleles are still openly bought and sold in this country.

Probably some woke thing. I'm an old-school three shakes man.

I CAN SEE YOUR HANDS, HOUDINI!