If that is not Shel Silverstein, it sure fits his characteristic metre

Nah, I was always like this. I only ever left the woods because I needed the money spell components…

I was curious, and Im just that kind of pedant, so I checked: The timing for this doesnt seem to work. Einstein published General Relativity in 1915. As far as I can tell, the first pro basketball league didnt happen until 1935.

peppermint tea infusion

not tea

Because some day they will be an adult who needs to knoe how to do things like buy groceries and pump gas. Hell, a 16 year old can have a car and a job, but not be allowed to pay for gas?

Wolf ET mever stopped having a server browser… ;)

or just someone tired of making up usernames and using bitwarden’s username generator.

I recently heard Michele Obama talking about wanting more slow boring days. For some reason it felt good to hear despite me ostensibly having very little in common with her.

27 years a quitter. Fuck tobacco.

i mean … maybe. But Lemmy is still gonna use “incel” as an insult, which is literally the same. Ive seen that here more than anywhwere else.