Bloomberg: "Anthropic's new AI tool sparked a $285B rout across software and financial services."
What they actually released: a GitHub folder with ~2,500 lines of plain text describing how to review contracts. First year law school.
→ "Identify the contract type"
→ "Read the entire contract before flagging issues"
Billion-dollar funds panic-sold a quarter trillion because they saw "Anthropic + legal" and didn't bother checking the actual repo.
This isn't AI disruption. It's illiteracy.
