I hope this email finds you extra-hungry, this salad is sure to fill you up.

I hope this email finds you happy and leaves you miserable, builds you up or plucks you down.

I hope this email finds you in a desert place, that's when His instruction is clear: “Put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground."

I hope this email finds you worthy to live this life.

I hope this email finds you and helps you fly away from your enemy.

I hope this email finds you well and happy-ish (Happy-ish, because we can't have too much well-being among my clients, now can we?)

I hope this email finds you desirable and will most likely want to give you pleasure but may not always know quite how to do so.

I hope this email finds you interesting enough for now.

I hope this email finds you in this book as it did me.

I hope this email finds you in fine fettle.