Star Trek: Discovery out here, letting the exposition rattle around in the trunk, tap dancing all over the word “Legacy,” putting in one last job before retirement, in a way that never works out poorly, really, for anyone
“You can’t hide your lyin’ ides.”
So, Julius Caesar goes to a soothsayer, and says “Things have been going really well for me, but I’m worried about March.” The soothsayer does his thing, and in the middle he pulls a bit of a 😳 face, but he comes back and says “Good news! You don’t have anything to worry about. March is going to go fine.” Caesar isn’t buying it, so he presses, and eventually the soothsayer relents. He says, “Okay, I actually saw some stuff to be worried about. How did you know?” And Caesar says…
I dunno what happened to Princess Kate, but the Italian brother plumber team in the neighborhood has also disappeared recently, and that can’t be a coincidence
@mhkohne stepping out of the time portal, arms overflowing with boxes of Corn Pops from before they decided to slather them in gluten
Inventing time travel solely for the purpose of going back and grabbing boxes of long-discontinued cereal
The Marvels: *has a scene where a bunch of people flee from/get eaten by a herd of space kittens, set to a rendition of “Memory,” from “Cats.”
Haters: The MCU has lost its magic! 😭😭😭
Roses are flowers
Violets are girls that turn blue
I regret writing this poem
With an AI text generation tool
@inarticulatequilter No, you did the right thing. Thank you for your service
@5ciFiGirl ah say, ah say, it is a downright honorable thing to know!
