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@theodric@social.linux.pizza

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ecghláford. alfalfa male. hack(er?). oldcomputerist. lord of the files. cellist. languager. storyfeller. wanderer. the vulnerable Bede.

GitHub	https://github.com/theodric
Codeberg	https://codeberg.org/theodric

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)9h ago

I just copped on that the ring placement was all wrong in my ASCII goatse archive. My apologies. I have corrected all of the files now. https://github.com/theodric/asciigoatse/

GitHub - theodric/asciigoatse: Various goatses for 'neofetch' and all other lawful purposes

Various goatses for 'neofetch' and all other lawful purposes - theodric/asciigoatse

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þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)17h ago

I am hereby doxxing my own address

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)17h ago

Once again caught myself referring to something modern and whizzy as 'space age'. I'm from the early 80s. There's no excuse for this.

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þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)18h ago

In that they do 'embrace, extend, extinguish' so well it's making Steve Ballmer sweat*

*he was gonna do that anyway, but it's worse now

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)18h ago

RedHat is the Microsoft [derogatory] of Linux

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)18h ago

Idea: the police should hang out right before the entrance to the tyre shop and fine/impound every vehicle that enters with too little tread

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)20h ago

Talon 3d ago

Did you know that Microsoft just turns Copilot writing assist on for webpages in Microsoft Edge?
So like, if you type in edit boxes, it just... gets sent to Microsoft? Straight up?
And this is enabled by default?
So first, what the actual hell? Second, why is nobody talking about this? How the hell is right now the first time I find out about this?

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)20h ago

I'm happy to look at your AI slop as long as you fine-tuned the model yourself and it's funny

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)20h ago

🇺🇦 haxadecimal 1d ago

degenerative AI

þēodrīċ🔸(e/ack thbbft)21h ago

Idea: mandatory browser extension that sends every symptom you google to your life & health insurance companies so they can raise your premium and/or deny you care

Very Hairy Jerry Jul 5

Some cell phone pics of fireworks my youngest and his friends set of tonight.

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OnlyMe Jul 5

@jerry I wouldn’t have expected such good results from a phone camera. What phone was this?

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Very Hairy Jerry Jul 5

@dezz it’s an iPhone 16 pro max. There is a trick to taking pics like that - setting the exposure to 10 seconds and holding the camera steady while hitting the button when the mortar launches.

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iveyline Jul 5

@jerry Whst is there to celebrate? The US is "crashing and burning"