it's my birthday everybody make a wish

i really missed out on the french horn, huh

lesbophobia has been defeated, the earth is my girlfriend now

it's lesbophobic that earth only has one moon please give her a girlfriend

glitter sucks unless you're stoned and even then it's on thin fucking ice

i dont know who kenku is but all of my feeds are full of their internalized bottomphobia

dogs who eat yarn: are you proud of yourself

oh my god blood is just bone juice

we're all macklemourning