this site made me illiterate

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i’m convinced 2018 is never gonna end. we’re gonna get to december 31 and we’ll just keep on going

my second-to-last brain cell spends the last of its fleeting energy to make a callout post for my final brain cell

she was a tater tot, he said see you later tot

OOOOOO I WANNA TOOT WITH SOMEBODY WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME

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once the tiktokkers find this site it's over for all of us