hey girl, if i was a rapist roaming the street at night and i saw you all alone, i'd just go to a mcdonald and get a mcrib, ever look at the mirror by the way?

the boredom is hitting HARD

i had a dream where i woke up in a train in bumfuck nowhere, and assumed i am in the middle of nowhere, i went to the counter to ask in which kanton i am in, but then i met my aunt who was very surprised to see me here.

she proceeded to treat me like i was still 8 years old and when i told her i grew up now and she can't do it anymore, she got more intense until she actually poked my by the armpit and then swept my feet.