Look, a new social media site!
Hold on, let me get my BEST (worst?) posts from the internet.

The emoji keyboard on mastodon is encouraging my shitposting by looking like it's cry-laughing at everything I type.
I am apparently very suggestible. https://mastodon.social/media/zL59Mt2Y_C8Fb-vW7Uk

I look forward to curating premium gif content from my vastly expanding gif library. https://mastodon.social/media/7lSAqCnSS7HAYEnIPx4

At this point since I'm totally new here, I should put my best foot forward.
This is my best foot. https://mastodon.social/media/bMFp-J0_bxz_Gcp5upw