Okay, so the holidays were ass this year; nobody got me a gift, I bought one pannettone that was just disgusting, and my dog barely likes the gift I got him.

Good thing I didn't subscribe to the Jesus channel.

Call me Regina George the Good Witch because I just got called a "popular mean asshole"

Why? Because I tried to check in on someone, got lashed out at, and told them to fuck off.

Popular? My autistic ass? Are people still high from 2025?

I decided to make a transmutation ward finally, and immediately stumbled upon a conversation about everybody's autistic friend.

I'm so taking that as a huge sign... Also people fucking suck. The rude things I've heard, and it made me think "Wow, is this what they say about me?" #witch #witchcraft

I drank a pot of tea yesterday, had the best sleep of my life.

So, yes, I haven't been drinking enough and hydrating. Take a lesson from me.

Happy New Year's to you lot.

By that I mean... fuck you, but also hope things get at least marginally better in 2026.

My friend showed me a candle stick on Etsy called Tiara Sandwich.

Anyone need a drag name?

RE: https://kind.social/@thelavenderwitch/115797873157186400

My mother found out, and yelled at me that I only "chase people who mistreat me"

The patience I don't have for fuckery. When people come at me with an agenda, they're going to likely catch a block. Especially when they went through my mother to get to me.

Nobody on this planet hates me more than my mother, so if you're in contact with her, you can keep her and fuck off.