One day, a sex worker went to file her taxes, and for her occupation, she put down "sex work."

The tax collector explained that sex work was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later, she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get to "chicken farmer" from sex work?"

She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."