a fiveskin is what happens when you get a reverse circumcision

my passive trait makes every coochie within a 10 foot radius become charged with static electricity

*superman by goldfinger comes on as i lay dead on the floor of kroger*

*swat breaks down my door to tell me how fucking owned i got*

*does a magic girl transformation but just turns into the hit or miss girl*

"if you get gonorrhea at a homestuck orgy you deserve that" - @Fruitbowlman during a crazy frog racer 2 stream

me, reading a youtube video description: "decalcifying your prostate chakra"
@Fruitbowlman , immediately: "im going to break every bone in your body, im going to come into your house and maul you like a wild bear"

*as my hands mercilessly bap at the keyboard, the camera zooms out to a broken destroyed ruin of our world, superimposed on the sky in the distance are the words "RON PAUL 2468" and directly below it the ancap manifesto*

*my nuts fall off and roll down the street into someone's house like a can of ravioli in a chef boyardee commercial*