:)

Lol my car has been up and running for a week and the starter dies

Sometimes when a project gets old enough it's often so far removed from the original idea that code is patchworked and difficult to manage. As a result, the project is abandoned and a new project is started. A new project to do everything the previous tool did, but it's all integrated more elegantly, with modern tech/ modern practices.
Let's do that with the world. Let's abandon planet earth and go fuck ourselves into space

Do you have that coworker that seems to go out of their way to annoy you? I don't think they truly are, but lordy...
It's gotten to a point where I just dread seeing their name pop up in our messaging app

Gotta do the thing to do the other thing

Today is not Friday, and that's really disappointing

Constantly terrified of the overpopulation of the human race and how my future self will be dealing with that

I fixed my sprinkler system and simultaneously cured my seasonal depression