The Duck King

@theducking
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137 Posts
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HIS GLORIOUSNESS THE DUCK KING HAS MOVED

@DuckRex

@theducking I’m with you up until the brackets then it goes like
Body: AHHHHHHH
Me: Hey we gotta get back to-
Body: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: class starts in-
Body:        

Burger King is now fucking!

Apply today at BKFucks dot com!!

Little known fact, but your skeleton is actually a separate entity. I don't often think about my flesh-body these days, but I hope they're doing well. I think they were in marketing? Idk, it's kinda like a roommate situation.

Please boost my toots.

@socialskeleton THANK you

[projection of .social’s moderation issues]

Mon Mothma: many bofans died to bring us this information

@socialskeleton I boost because I too have no fucking clue
Ok what is homestuck? It's been almost a decade, and I've been too afraid to ask until now. But no more! Please, somebody, fill me in.
Body: I have to poop
Me: ok, let’s go
[sit on the toilet]
Body:
Me: alright we’re here time to go
Body: :)