Soooo how many hours per year are we talking?

Paused the game just as a falling star bounced off my hover pad.

Driving in the sun but still this is impressive

Hmmm…

I’m number 1!
I’m number 1!
I’m number 1!

Always the best merch at comicon

This HAS to be legit. They spelled my name in all caps.

Yes, Home Depot. When I shop for a vacuum I often buy 4 vacuums at the same time just because

If you are thinking of telling someone wearing a mask that they are overreacting maybe you should just mind your own god damn business.

In case you were wondering what the emoji code for 💿 is, it’s :cd: