We did it, lads. It’s gone. #deathoftumblr

And then once my parents found out I was gay they were like “Hey well, I guess girls have already been allowed to sleep over...and you don’t like boys....so everyone can stay the night I guess”

He must be stopped

I regret now that I covered my nipples and don’t have another copy of this photo - THIS IS THE HELL TUMBLR WOULD WISH ON ME. I done played myself

I made a jello cake fully of teeth for my best friend’s birthday. We ate it with our bare hands. I love them

Baron Von Underbite

The ol’ Spin and Toot trick

Here is physical proof that my wife was that gay communist skeleton for Halloween