I’m at the age where I look at a dad being a good dad and I’m like…

“oooo daddy”

I know… I apologize but…

Me to my stylist : “Remember those pink highlighters that came in the three pack that you never wanted to use? Make me that”

Stylist : “Got you”

2022 version of Melania ripping off Michelle Obama’s speech.

Plagiarism isn’t journalism.
It’s just stealing.

So I’ve been seeing posts about Elon and his guns on his nightstand… anyone figure out why it has no trigger? Also… what ancient sex toy is he playing with???

(Wrong answers for that second question only)