theRICHARDexp

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Hi, I'm Richard. I'm a millennial, have 2 gorgeous cats, a lovely BF, and am very much gay.
it's truly disturbing how long it took this feature to be included.
Kid Rock 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

liar, liar, the world's on fire. what you gonna do when it all burns down?

Damn, Dolly!! get it!! This new Dolly Parton album is good so far.

apparently boygenius was on snl last night!

nowwwww will people listen to them??
they're so fucking good!!!

today's theme song:
hi! i'm doing well. mental health stuff led to me having an internal Boss Fight yesterday with some stuff i've needed to deal with for an extremely long time. i kinda walked in and punched it in the dick. so yeah, that's part of why i've been so quiet lately. things have been weird and wild. ☺️✌️
trying to argue that Mary only became pregnant after she agreed to it is like saying an actress only became pregnant after Harvey Weinstein threatened to offer a job to somebody else.
God told Mary she would become pregnant. God is a rapist.
boyfriend: CORNSTARCH???
me: yes. cornstarch. and i guarantee you its exactly what little miss swiss bitch puts in hers too.

I don't know many cover songs really, but this is my favorite so far. 😊✌️

"All By Myself" by Babes in Toyland

"Is it weird that I -"
Yes. Yes, it probably is.
But that isn't the right question.