Mike Wallace was a real square, man. He’s basically at Dali like “why can’t you just paint nice instead of weirding all over the place.” Dali, of course, is all “I am genius and marvellous at all the things.”

Wallace always seems to be fishing for sound bite answers from his interviews and it’s kind of funny when he starts to get frustrated with his guests. It’s subtle because it’s 1958 and everybody’s playing at being composed and professional.

Who is clamouring to see popular content? “Wanna see what everyone is talking about right now?” Is that not a part of the problem, generating FOMO over discourse on things like hot dog sandwiches and white people cosplaying the Victoria era lifestyle IRL?

Maybe I am an old who longer cares to chase down the meaning behind someone’s vague posts about the meme du jour.