Oh shut the absolute fuck up, you pretentious fuck. The American economy has been jury-rigged for decades to pipeline disadvantaged youth into the military, and said youth are very close to the bottom of the list of people responsible for that dynamic.

I’m guessing the choice for you is between the military and three squares of mommy’s tendies.

Goddamn this mf really did hold the gun up to his own head and pulled the trigger just to prove it would go click.

Phat phrik khing

This is how I am with dill lately, after I discovered my local grocery store sells it for cheap in huge bunches, and not the usual little plastic clamshells. I actively seeking out recipes that use dill, and then blow the specified quantity out of the water. Turns out more dill just makes it better.

seriouseats.com used to be a lot better, but the fluff before the recipe is generally focused on why the recipe uses the ingredients and quantities it uses, what else was tried, and what the results were. Especially for the older articles written by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, it ends up being almost more useful than the final recipe they land on. I know you were asking for a no-frills recipe site, but this approach is great for two reasons: 1) you can scroll to the bottom for a no-frills recipe, and 2) if that didn’t work, or if you want to tweak it, the full article has a ton of helpful information, and not, like, a biography of the author’s grandma.

His chocolate chip cookie article is a all-timer for food science.

Yo ho ho ho, a pilot’s life for me.

Estinky!!

On a race car, some (not an absurd amount) of negative camber is needed because as the car leans into a corner, the outside tire gains camber. The car will have its best cornering performance when the outside tire is perfectly perpendicular to the road during a hard corner, because then the entire tire, not just the inside or outside edge, is gripping the road.

Hook my beloved. I understand objectively why it is not a good movie, but having watched it 852 times throughout my childhood, I could not find fault with it on a recent rewatch.