You can’t use that word on lemmy.ml

His name was Derek. But he went by the Prophet when times were good, or the Law Giver when times were bad.

I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members of the Salvation Star Boys, who died in a mass suicide. But not me. 'Cause I don’t like root beer. And I only drink what I like.

After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up. She was mad. But she’s what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter.

May the light of Derek’s Invincible Diamond shine through you.

I hate conversation hostages. They just dont let you exit, and don’t really care if you’re listening.

I think I have this to some degree. I never feel hungry/hangry if I haven’t eaten by specific times. I just eat because I’m bored and it kinda heats me up

That’s not how it used to be, and that’s so far only 1 incompetent party. (We’ll see how Tue other party fares, especially under Elons gaze)

The location of that command, also, really annoys me

I’ve lived through 5 decades but I’m 30 years old

Yes. Their violent neighbor broke in earlier and is currently using their bathroom, much to the embarrassment of the protagonist

He’s a man of ACTION in the films, and not a man of giving fools a second chance.