Mine sounds like a snare drum.

I planned a big expensive vacation a long time ago that’s due to start in a week. I was excited about that until last Friday, when I learned that we’re getting kicked out of our apartment in 60 days so that it can be renovated and rented out again for probably double the price. I just want to live in the town that’s been my home all my life, but rents for any acceptable place are 2-3k+ a month. Last week sucked.

Saving this to remember the scotch line for later, and also to tell you that you should watch FDR: American Badass if you haven’t already.

Me. I need LSD. But not if I’m going to that garden, that place is way too much. Give me a peaceful park or a little forested glade.

How bout this one: The dishes are dirty after a meal. After you eat, you stand up from your table to go do the dishes unprompted. As soon as you stand up, someone else asks you “Hey, can you do the dishes while you’re up?”. Immediately, you are annoyed and become resentful and don’t want to do the dishes… that you were on your way to do already. Sound familiar?

That horse is vaguely unsettling.

People out here vaping Benadryl gonna meet the cyberpunk Hat Man

Twitter: “Instructions unclear. Musk has been given another trillion dollars.”