fortuneLife is like a penis:
when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
Monk Testa
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Associated Press [bot] NewsThe Associated Press Retweeted:
Whoever dumped trash at the building made famous in Arlo Guthrie's 1967 Thanksgiving protest anthem "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" has a sense of humor. They left a grubby sofa nearby with a sign that said: "Officer Obie told me to do it." http://apne.ws/Kn4lH4y #odd
Original Tweet: https://www.twitter.com/AP/status/1156614271113072646
10:15 AM - 31 Jul 2019
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George HotellingLooks like the Mastodon ➡️ Birdsite bridge is working, now I can have some sort of presence (and dopamine hits) there without having to be on birdsite.
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻You may ask: how did I become vegetable gremlin. Well it turns out I ate too many vegetables and became invisible to the eyes of christ.
Annika Backstrom 🤒
(Inactive) Hourly FoxRepublished from: https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1156599161694969857
lashmanIt's @[email protected] day every day when you create the secret surveillance state...
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/j5wyjy/amazon-told-police-it-has-partnered-with-200-law-enforcement-agencies
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/chetfaliszek/status/1155968298015580160
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1155240345585750016
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/1155895876851658752
Well that is a little weird. Opened Toot! and all of my instances are gone. Time to add them back I guess.