@tesseraconteur
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omg I just found out "toebeans" are called "meatballs" in Japanese https://twitter.com/yu_yu_bon/status/935652850625011712
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“11月29日 いい肉球の日 ということで 黒にゃんの あんよ肉球ぅ🐾 #いい肉球の日”

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boost if kissing boys is nice

fave if kissing boys is cute

i'm nervous bc i have a date tomorrow ughhhhh first dates are always so intimidating

🚨🚨LOOK OUT ALL YOU WILD TOOT SWEETS BC ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

TIME TO GET GAY UP IN THIS JOINT🚨🚨

puppers!
me: *opens door*
dog: *goes outside*
dog: *sees there are other people outside*
dog: nope *goes back inside*
me: uh oh. did she learn that from me
get someone to rub your butt today

i heard the good news about Chelsea 💛

i have cried a lot today and i'm glad a lot of it was happy crying

henlo
hello you stinky mastodon
come here and fav my toot ugly