The whole ad seems to be a ripoff of a Paul Harvey speech.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_God_Made_a_Farmer
Harvey’s wikipedia page describes him as a close friend of Joseph McCarthy, Billy Graham, and J. Edgar Hoover.
Would never of
It’s “would never’ve” or “would never have”. Who wasn’t paying attention in class?
Taking the general lesson to the specific application can take training. Not everyone will understand taxes just by reading. Look at how many adults now a days don’t understand tax brackets as a good example. Tax brackets are something that is fairly simple to explain and yet we have a good portion of adults who don’t understand them and will insist they get less money while getting a raise.
My first sentence isn’t bogus, you just happened to understand the lessons and apply the to the specific. Other people find that challenging.