Matt Hardy 3.11 for Workgroups

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My name is Matthew A.L. Hardy. Administrator of the Servers of the Windows, Sysadmin of the Database of SQL and loyal reader of the TRUE predictions of Issac Asimov. Father to some awesome sons, husband to an awesome wife. And I will have my pudding, on this day or the next.

Help request. My brother has Stage 4 colorectal cancer.

His life insurance has refused to pay out on a technicality, meaning he and his loved ones cannot afford the mortgage on their home.

I've never asked for anything in return for infosec stuff, but if you have anything spare, please chuck it this direction instead:

https://gofund.me/b9a0d8f4

Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. But someone should really show the leader of the free world how to set up and use an alt account for when he wants to share a bad taste Barbara Ann parody.
I'm cc'd on a email that my colleague has sent to a customer to ask for said customer's email address. Should I intercede or see how this plays out?

"Mr. President, we don't know where Iran's nuclear stockpile actually is."

"I keep all my classified papers in my bathroom. Did you check there?"

Bo Burnham once said:

“Why do you rich fucking white people Insist on seeing every socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? This isn't about you. So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way”

Apparently, protesters have started throwing glitter at ICE agents. You can picture the scene at home.

Agent's wife: Why do you have glitter all over you?

Agent (sweating anxiously): I … I went to a strip club with the guys. And … I got a lap dance from a stripper.

Wife: Huh. I guess that's OK then. For a moment I was worried that you'd started working for ICE.

@GrahamFluster It can always get worse..😂
#puppy #kitten #CatsOfMastodon

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The law is powerless against stochastic political violence

The misuse of media power to promote harm needs a cultural, not a legal, solution

By me, at Prospect

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/the-weekly-constitutional/70248/the-law-is-powerless-against-stochastic-political-violence

The law is powerless against stochastic political violence

The misuse of media power to promote harm needs a cultural, not a legal, solution

I don't like the phrase "Caused by climate change". I'd should prefer to say "as part of climate change." Climate change is not a cause, it's an observation. Climate is weather patterns observed over a period of decades. These weather patterns have changed. That's an empirical fact. what's caused that, whether it's likely to continue and if so what can be done about it it may be settled science for most but it's not beyond reason to question that. However when people say climate change doesn't exist? Bonkers!
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Almost spat my tea
Over the keyboard, yay
@SmudgeTheInsultCat "You're so venn. You probably think this song is..."
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Just to help the younger and non native speakers...
@SmudgeTheInsultCat So, like half of this graph is about "Don't"?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

Well nice, now I got a song stuck up my head...

Don't you... forget about me... Don't don't don't!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Seems like there should be an extra "you", not a double negative