"Mr. President, we don't know where Iran's nuclear stockpile actually is."
"I keep all my classified papers in my bathroom. Did you check there?"
Bo Burnham once said:
“Why do you rich fucking white people Insist on seeing every socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? This isn't about you. So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way”
Apparently, protesters have started throwing glitter at ICE agents. You can picture the scene at home.
Agent's wife: Why do you have glitter all over you?
Agent (sweating anxiously): I … I went to a strip club with the guys. And … I got a lap dance from a stripper.
Wife: Huh. I guess that's OK then. For a moment I was worried that you'd started working for ICE.
NEW
The law is powerless against stochastic political violence
The misuse of media power to promote harm needs a cultural, not a legal, solution
By me, at Prospect