James T Monkey

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Game designer. Inept astrophotographer. Boring in ways you couldn’t possibly imagine.

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Welllllll this isn't great.

Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website

"...a system that evaluates your company’s landing page in real time and, if it decides the page won’t perform well enough for a specific user, replaces it with an AI-generated version assembled on the fly. The user never sees what your team built, they see what Google's machine learning model thinks they should see instead."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2026/03/06/google-just-patented-the-end-of-your-website

#SEO #Google #AI #enshittification

Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website

A newly granted Google patent could let the search giant replace your brand's landing page with an AI-generated version you have no control over and only your buyers see.

Forbes
Regarding that WW3 everyone's been talking about...

I’m looking for a cheap handheld console to keep the kids entertained on long car journeys without internet. Ideally very robust with a long battery life, doesn’t need to play the latest and greatest.

Any recommendations? I hear the Powkiddy V90s is ok…

A little bit of aurora. Not visible with the naked eye, unfortunately.

I’m looking for a cheap handheld console to keep the kids entertained on long car journeys without internet. Ideally very robust with a long battery life, doesn’t need to play the latest and greatest.

Any recommendations? I hear the Powkiddy V90s is ok…

Denmark Just Switched to Red Streetlights By shifting the wavelength of the light, the city sought to maintain essential road safety for drivers while protecting the natural behaviors of local wildlife.

Denmark Just Switched to Red S...
Denmark Just Switched to Red Streetlights to Solve an Urban Crisis Most Modern Cities Still Ignore

Drivers in Denmark are facing a surreal sight as a primary corridor is suddenly bathed in an intense, unearthly red light.

The Daily Galaxy - Great Discoveries Channel
Excellent news!
Good see the UK not going down the same route as countries run by religious extremists.
https://humanists.uk/2026/03/19/lords-vote-to-uphold-decriminalisation-of-abortion-and-secure-historic-pardons-for-women/
Lords vote to uphold decriminalisation of abortion and secure historic pardons for women

Last night, the House of Lords voted to back abortion reform passed by MPs last year which will take abortion out of the English and Welsh criminal law for women in relation to their own pregnancies, voted in support of an amendment to pardon women who have been prosecuted under abortion criminal law, and fought… Continue reading Lords vote to uphold decriminalisation of abortion and secure historic pardons for women

Humanists UK

This is a good short-form video series about how LLMs technically work, I think a good thing to watch whatever your stance on them is or isn't

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPA3GFqdHv_rzpz99mtKO6MRe6BYyEiPH

How Large Language Models Actually Work

YouTube
It's the lady from the film
Space-X applied to launch one million satellites to act as data centres. Brightness estimates show that thousands would be visible to the naked eye, many more than visible stars. On average, each image with our Very Large Telescope would lose 10% of data due to satellite trails. 2/