Tim Dierks

@tdierks
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Software Haruspex πŸ€–πŸ§™ Google Cloud ☁️ Principal Engineer for keys, admin access, compliance & sovereignty. 🍻 by InterboroNYC. Speaking for no one. he/him

Just remembered that time in my Google job interview when they asked me what my favorite forensics tool is and I said it was grep.

Protip: You don't have to leetcode or invent a new kind of physics to land a senior engineer job, just knowing how stuff really works is great.

Advanced password security tip: write it on the BACK of the Post-It
Sigh, what's the best set of resources for "I have a family member who got entangled in a "tech support"/screensharing/malware scam, but escaped in the middle, and whose windows machine now has uncertain pwnedness? They have already changed passwords on financial accounts.
Sigh. Why can't we have nice things?
On one hand, Apple offers high-touch support; on the other hand, this just wastes 3.5 hours of your time before they figure out that they have no useful advice and you should just erase the Mac and start over. We would have been better off without it.

@tdierks Remember how the Mac boot progress bar used to crawl along to about 50% and then it was done?

In Mac OS 8.1, I had to change the Startup Manager to keep loading extensions in MacRoman order even though the contents of the directory listings on HFS Plus volumes were in Unicode order (some extensions depended on load order and were named to make them load in MacRoman order). I'd also added a callback before and after each extension was executed so startup management programs, like Conflict Catcher, would continue to work.

Another engineer used those new Startup Manager callbacks to make the progress bar progress more consistently. When those changes went into a build, people testing that build started asking β€œWhat changed to make booting my Mac so much faster?!?” It wasn't any faster -- it was just a perception.

We thought about making the progress bar longer based on the display width so that people with bigger displays would get even faster boots 🀣 We didn't do that.

Has anyone written a UX design article on why cars are designed so that the tank shows "full" at ~90% capacity? I found https://www.npr.org/2011/04/02/135064825/the-gas-gauge-says-full-but-thats-not-quite-true but I'd like more on the psychology being served.
There has to be a movie script in the question of how you launder 2 million stolen dimes. https://6abc.com/dime-theft-trailer-containing-dimes-philadelphia-walmart-parking-lot/13127121/
Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Police said the group of suspects got away in a white Chrysler 300 with tinted windows and a dark-colored pickup truck.

6abc Philadelphia
There's a warehouse in the Bronx which adjusts ripening to match the day-to-day banana demand of NYC https://www.ediblegeography.com/spaces-of-banana-control/
Spaces of Banana Control