Anything that comes after "Florida Man" in a headline is a mad-lib
I've been described as "everyone's imaginary friend"
I also dabble in voice acting
The people here are pretty funny, so I'll stick around
A Piece Of Tape
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I'm crying on the outside but that's only because I'm crying on the inside
Do you think if oysters were sapient, they would shuck humans for kidney stones?
When is Joe Biden gonna enable noclip for all the immigrants at the border
Showered,brushed my teeth, put on deodorant, and dressed perfectly clean clothes so I look okay when I give the pizza guy a tip
We have water sports, but why don't we have sports for any other liquid?
Psychics need to have spoiler warnings in their shops
Have you ever met someone that's just the personification of getting toothpaste for christmas?
Imagine if public busses had safety lectures like airplanes did
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