I simply want to shrink my friends down and put them in my pockets and take them everywhere with me, is that too much to ask???

I should work while I am focused, but it's raining outside. I would much rather sit on my porch with some sangria, like I did in Europe #rain

with twitter down, I guess I have nothing better to do but coordinate my barbie outfit #twitter

no idea how to use this site yet. is it easy to find friends? #twittermigration