Tom

@t0mll0yd
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12 Following
108 Posts
Oh god what have I become? Tooting like this.
Funny?No
Interesting?No
Weird?Yes
Dead inside?Most definitely
i am lost
i don't know what is happening
please help me
what is going on
yea mom i got rabies no i dont want to be cured yes i would like to be picked up
Good night I'm off to dream about tapeworms and rats and tooting
rats are people too

Ways my post-mastodon-discovery life has changed:

- sudden unexplainable love of tapeworms
- no toes
- learnt how to kin
- saw someone say cooch
- toot no longer a word
- can read posts as they blur past at lightning speed
- wrote lots of lists

I discovered this website 2 hours ago and I feel like my life has changed considerably since then
I feel the time of tapeworms is over. The meme is dead. RIP.