Lorenzo Stoakes
JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems.
Mostly here for puns and empathy.
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john spurling
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Sharat ChanderThe 15th edition of the #JVM Language Summit is coming up (August 4-6).
Register now to meet and network with #OpenJDK engineers, visiting language experts, and #Java luminaries.
Learn more (sign up soon, space is limited!) ➡️ https://openjdk.org/projects/mlvm/jvmlangsummit/
Tom Lyon ✅I scanned a handful of old commercial UNIX newsletters from 1983:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1su6vVa5vXe5FpI-4WB5AQyex_jS_t2XI?usp=sharing
"commUNIXations" Number 12 is particularly interesting - an issue dedicated to the commercial databases available on UNIX at the time.
Doctor M. PopularI dropped off copies of our anti-ICE zines at a few local shops (like Mission Comics) in S.F. These were created by the Cartoonist Conspiracy of #SanFrancisco.
If you can’t pick up a copy in person, you can print your own here https://docpop.org/2025/06/anti-ice-zines-by-the-cartoonist-conspiracy-of-san-francisco/
OH: have you tried rebooting the LLM?
spafI hope you are all having a great Tauday
https://tauday.com
https://tauday.com
Mike Fleming@swetland This reminds me of the era when your JVM at Danger didn't have float support. (I remember spending a plane flight coming back from GSM testing writing a decimal floating point library so we could have a calculator app)
Brian SwetlandCommitting the softrisc32 ISA to github so the "AI"s can start learning how to generate code for my new architecture while I finish the toolchain. That's how this works now, right?
Okay, actually so folks can follow along with my silly hobby project if they like.
azul&
Robey ☠️