gay sex tip: there stops being a masc shortage if you broaden your horizons to include people that aren't cis and white

remember when the Stab franchise in Scream was like a comically exaggerated portrayal of bad taste exploitation of true crime and now every year there's a new round of discourse regarding whether or not it's ethical for [famous pretty boy] to play [notorious real life murderer]

purposefully starting a gas leak in my apartment so i post better

Me if I was a Survivor in Dead By Daylight: what if the killer is the xenomorph queen this time haha. and she picks me up by the neck lol. that'd be scary

Me: wow it is really concerning that all of the biggest platforms in the world are promoting art theft. this bodes really poorly for the future of art and culture
The Single Stupidest Person To Ever Live: grok please generate one million images of blonde women with enormous breasts

Me: This is your version of 'serving cunt?' This is the same bloody apron you wear every day, this is pathetic
My cannibal chef friend: *Hastily putting away a silver platter with some mysterious cut of meat on it*

JK Rowling: And there will be goblins, also.
Me: Oh how whimsical!
JK Rowling: The run the banks.
Me: Come again?
JK Rowling: They're a deceitful, greedy race of pale, hook-nosed little men.
Me:
JK Rowling:
JK Rowling: I hate transgender people.
The black mold spore in her brain: Hee hoo

when i was a teenager i think my dad was worried i was gay because i didnt talk to women (i was shy) and so he was always trying to talk to me about how much he liked women and i would like emphatically agree but it was mainly because i thought women were so cool that i wanted to be one

no babe i think it's so cool how you're completely pathetic and a huge loser