Our Stitch is in amazingly good looking rooster. He's had a good run, saved by the RSPCA, driven down by a volunteer from Burnie, to the great relief of his old owner. He's landed on his feet.

I think as a first effort it is probably safest posting a photo of my dog, Frankie, who appears much more like a normal dog in this photo than she can honestly lay any claim to in real life.