deleted my other social media but mastodon remains

clout dispensary

sir mix-a-lot had the right idea. make some dope tunes, get knighted

“you ever seen a bucket full of rats?”
buddy, i’m posting on one!

well in my spare time i like to ball out on the internet

through the power of mastodon you can communicate with individuals with nearly as much brain damage as you

less of an echo chamber more of an art deco chamber

the us government doesn’t want you to know about mastodon. they’re afraid of it!

the power of mastodon is that thousands of toots are created every minute, and every single one of them is bad. little insider secret for you