We have another two plants that sit together called Dorothy and Sophia, but Sophia was out of control so I cut her back and propagated her, resulting in Phil.
When your head of HR is a triffid
A lot of the time in the Golden Girls they put Dorothy in these blazers that made her look like she was in the scientology sea org
We had two plants in the bedroom that we called Larry and Artie but sadly Artie didn't make it so we've replaced him with Paula
Why is this guardian headline from the 1990s "Internet users"
Gave masel brain freeze on homemade frozen yoghurt
Had that annoying thing earlier where my socks wouldn't stay put and idk what I did to piss off Sophia Petrillo
Explaining to pub wifi services that require email verification where they've gone wrong
Dress for the job you want? Gonnae need to get a hold of the guy on the left
Waiting for the conversation to get to macromedia flash
